DATABASE ENTRY: Game of Thrones on Jeremy Kyle

MS PAINT: American Horror Story: 4chan

FX is not ready.

MS PAINT: American Horror Story Preschool

I hope they make this an actual series of AMERICAN HORROR STORY.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: His Majesty The Doctor

Intercepted images from two DOCTOR WHO television specials.

On the left, The Tenth Doctor (David Tennant) tells Ood Sigma in the 2009 Christmas special "The End of Time, Part 1" about accidentally marrying Queen Elizabeth.

On the right, The Tenth Doctor proposes to Queen Elizabeth during a botched attempt to lure out a Zygon in the 2012 50th anniversary special "The Day of the Doctor." He ends up marrying her with The War Doctor (John Hurt) and The Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) present.

That would mean, in The Tenth Doctor's timeline, the events of The Day of the Doctor" occurred between "The Waters of Mars" (November 2009) and "The End of Time" (December 2009). Of course, The Tenth Doctor has no memory of this after going back to his timeline at the end of the 50th anniversary special.

My Little Pony Into Darkness

The Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special overshadowed it, but MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC had its two-part season four premiere this past Saturn's Day and it looked a little familiar.

The season opener finds Twilight Swift Sparkle adapting to her new role as a princess; homepony evolved from being a unicorn to an alicorn (a unicorn with wings) at the end of season three. That's all fine and shit, but WHAT ABOUT HER FRIENDSSSSSSSSS??????!!!!

Turns out, princesses are expected to rule from Canterlot, which would take Twilight Swift away from her friends in Ponyville. Very sad.

Then, the night before her coronation, Princess Celestia (the head pony of Equestria) and her sister Princess Luna disappear, throwing the day & night cycle into disarray and leaving the entire kingdom prey to the darkness! Much danger.

So, Princess Twilight Swift must join her Ponyville posse and team up with a former enemy to find out what happened to the co-ruling sisters and stop the menacing threat at hand. Wow...

Hey, wait a second! This all sounds like something I recently watched. Oh, that's right. It's the basic premise of THOR INTO DARKNESS--Marvel's latest film which saw The Mighty Thor reluctant to take the throne of Asgard because he pines for his lady friend and is later forced to team up with a former enemy (the trickster god and Thor's adopted brother, Loki) to stop the Dark World from destroying the Nine Realms.

Just to make sure of the comparison, let's checklist through this thing:

Dark World attacking...

CHECK!

Teaming up with former enemy...

CHECK! That's Discord, a being of chaos voiced by John de Lancie from Star Trek: TNG and Breaking Bad.

Yggdrasil (or the Tree of Life)...

CHECK! Ponies call it the Tree of Harmony.

Infinity gems...

CHECK! Although, they call them the Elements of Harmony and it's not really wise to keep them all in the same place.

Flashback of sibling rivalry...

CHECK! Sister vs. sister. Rainbow Kamehameha, bitch!

Drinks...

CHECK! Although, I'm pretty sure that was LSD since Twilight Swift was trippin' balls. She drank it about four times, too.

There you have it. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is no different than Marvel Comics. Except with 20% more singing.

Let's just hope for Pony Thanos by the end of the season.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: The Night of the Doctor

Steven Moffat scripts this short prequel to the DOCTOR WHO 50th anniversary special, "Day of the Doctor."

Paul McGann reprises his role as the Eighth Doctor from the 1996 Doctor Who TV movie and introduces the origin of John Hurt's War Doctor.

MS PAINT: Hard Out There for a Governor

In last night's episode of THE WALKING DEAD, The Governor is in a literal pit of despair! He's a glass case of emotion.

TRAILER: Doctor Who - The Day of the Doctor

Two trailers for DOCTOR WHO - "THE DAY OF THE DOCTOR."

It looks like Xzibit made one hell of a Doctor Who 50th anniversary special. The 76 minute episode premieres on BBC One (UK) and BBC America (US) on November 23rd.

AN ADVENTURE IN SPACE AND TIME, a docudrama that retells the creation of the Doctor Who series, also airs a day or two before the 50th anniversary special. David Bradley (Walder Frey from Game of Thrones and Filch from Harry Potter) plays William Hartnell as the First Doctor.

DATABASE ENTRY: The Mighty Tyreese

THE WALKING DEAD (2013) - "Isolation"

Previously on AMC's The Walking Dead...

Carl: "You are an old man and a fool!"
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Tyreese: "I shall avenge you, Karen!"

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: The Heisenberg Legacy

Intercepted footage of Jo Blo Movie Network's video tribute to Vince Gilligan's AMC drama series BREAKING BAD.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Breaking Bad - In Memoriam

Intercepted footage of Grantland's in memoriam for all the characters who died during the series run of BREAKING BAD.

Nice reference to Friday Night Lights, another great television series that Meth Damon (Jesse Plemons) used to be a regular on.

TRAILER: Toy Story of Terror

A Toy Story Halloween special is set to air on ABC this October.

Me Watching CW

I'm not embarrassed to say there are a few shows I try to follow on The CW, but then this happened last night and the following sums up my reaction.

Thanks, but no thanks, blood suckers.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Bryan Cranston on The Flash

THE FLASH (1991) - "BE MY BABY"

Intercepted images of Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston guest starring in an episode of the '90s TV adaptation of the DC Comics character written by Jule Selbo and directed by Bruce Bilson.

Bryan Cranston has always been the danger long before he was Walter White. Cranston plays a sinister criminal out to kidnap his baby daughter, but The Flash intervenes.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Hart of Dixie Zombie Proposal

HART OF DIXIE (2013) - "THE GAMBLER"

Intercepted footage of a season two episode from The CW's series.

I don't know what's going on, but between the zombies, (Dr.) Rachel Bilson, and the cover of "Islands in the Stream," you win this round, Dr. Bilson.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Badger's Star Trek from Breaking Bad

Intercepted footage of an animated conversation from last night's mid-season premiere of BREAKING BAD.

Pinkman's homies talk about Star Trek. This quote also happened...

DATABASE ENTRY: MasterChef Bri

I realized this during last night's MASTER CHEF...

Back off, man! Bri is a vegetarian and makes awesome facial expressions that win my heart.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: A Slice of Lynch

A SLICE OF LYNCH (2007)

Intercepted footage from of a short documentary feature from the TWIN PEAKS gold edition box set.

Twin Peaks series creator, and all-around fun dude, David Lynch chats with two of the stars and its producer about the show.

A Slice of Lynch should be its own after hours talk show with Lynch as the host.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Improv Dance w/ Rockwell

LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON (July 2013)

Intercepted footage of improv dancing with Sam Rockwell.

Keep dancing, you brilliant bastard.

TRAILER: NBC's Dracula

Jonathan Rhys Meyers brings the crazy eye back to television this October. This latest trailer for NBC's new series also has 100% more Depeche Mode.

Below is the first trailer.