MS PAINT: Brother!

Family issues.

DATABASE ENTRY: MasterChef Bri

I realized this during last night's MASTER CHEF...

Back off, man! Bri is a vegetarian and makes awesome facial expressions that win my heart.

TRAILER: Her

I'd do that OS.

The trailer also reminds me a bit of La Forge falling in love with a Holodeck character in an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.



Commander Riker doesn't have that problem, though.

This was the second thing that came to mind:

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Ashley's Short Films

I don't actually know her nor have I met Ashley Cordelia, but being friends on Facebook is something, right? Here are the budding actress' two short films that recently popped up on the Internets.

I guess she actually does exist and isn't a catfish after all.


MY TWO CENTS (2013)

It's kind of like a prequel to Lost...sort of. To be honest, all I saw was cleavage and that dude's creepy eyebrows.


MARIA from Cypress College Film Festival on Vimeo.
MARIA (2013)

I don't know what's going on, but Ashley's character dies. Cue "Christmas Time is Here."

DATABASE ENTRY: Tobias' Thing

(via Annie Wu)

Daddy's got to get his rocks off in the new season of ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT on Netflix.