INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Seeking a Radiologist

Intercepted messages from Facebook and Twitter.

If you're a radiologist, she's still single!

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Animated DAYS OF FUTURE PAST

Intercepted footage of "Days of Future Past" from season one of X-MEN: THE ANIMATED SERIES.

These episodes aired in 1993 and were adapted from two issues of The Uncanny X-Men by Chris Claremont and John Byrne in 1980.

The film adaptation, directed by Bryan Singer, opens in cinemas May 23.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Castiel Understands Looney Tunes

Intercepted images from "Hunteri Heroici," a season eight episode of SUPERNATURAL.

The angel Castiel becomes a hunter and joins Sam and Dean on a case involving cartoon deaths.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: "Star Trek IV This Bitch"

SUPERNATURAL (2011) - "FRONTIERLAND"

Intercepted images from a season six episode of Supernatural.

Dean proposes a plan that involves traveling back in time to the old west.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Day of the Doctor intros

Intercepted footage from DOCTOR WHO: DAY OF THE DOCTOR (2013) in cinemas.

A bootlegged copy of introductory footage screened before the 50th anniversary Doctor Who special in 3D cinemas.

Ten-inch got in a chin joke on Smith's behalf towards the end. Bravo, sir.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: The Trip to Italy

Intercepted footage of Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon doing their Michael Caine impersonations in THE TRIP TO ITALY, the sequel to their 2010 comedy The Trip.

They also do their Tom Hardy as Bane voice.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Spray and Go Whaaaaa?

There's no way it applies on that easily, but holy shit, lady. She basically pulled a Lionel Hutz on us.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: His Majesty The Doctor

Intercepted images from two DOCTOR WHO television specials.

On the left, The Tenth Doctor (David Tennant) tells Ood Sigma in the 2009 Christmas special "The End of Time, Part 1" about accidentally marrying Queen Elizabeth.

On the right, The Tenth Doctor proposes to Queen Elizabeth during a botched attempt to lure out a Zygon in the 2012 50th anniversary special "The Day of the Doctor." He ends up marrying her with The War Doctor (John Hurt) and The Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) present.

That would mean, in The Tenth Doctor's timeline, the events of The Day of the Doctor" occurred between "The Waters of Mars" (November 2009) and "The End of Time" (December 2009). Of course, The Tenth Doctor has no memory of this after going back to his timeline at the end of the 50th anniversary special.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Miss Sasako Wouldn't Like That

Intercepted images from POLAR BEAR CAFE - "MR. PENGUIN'S ROMANCE" (2012)

Mr. Penguin is on a week long mission to ask out his crush. Miss Sasako finds the entire endeavor romantic, but only if the affection isn't directed towards her because ain't nobody got time for that.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: The Five(ish) Doctors

Previous Doctor Who actors band together in an attempt to be featured in the 50th anniversary Doctor Who television special, "The Day of the Doctor."

The Fifth Doctor, Peter Davison, wrote, directed, and co-starred as himself the BBC produced short.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: "Bound 2" + Franco/Rogan Parody

Intercepted footage of a side-by-side video comparison of Kanye West's music video for "Bound 2" (featuring amateur pornstar Kim Kardashian) and the parody by James Franco and Seth Rogan.

Bravo, sirs! The videos, however, are NSFS (Not Safe for Starbucks).

Click HERE for the original Kanye video.

Click HERE for the Franco/Rogan version.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: The Night of the Doctor

Steven Moffat scripts this short prequel to the DOCTOR WHO 50th anniversary special, "Day of the Doctor."

Paul McGann reprises his role as the Eighth Doctor from the 1996 Doctor Who TV movie and introduces the origin of John Hurt's War Doctor.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Superman 75th Anniversary Animated Short

Intercepted footage of Zack Snyder and Bruce Timm's SUPERMAN: 75TH ANNIVERSARY ANIMATED SHORT.

The two-minute short goes through nearly every incarnation of Superman since Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster created the character.

Superman was originally conceived as a super-villain in 1933 by Siegel and Shuster, who were still in high school. The pair later re-envisioned Superman as a hero and was introduced in Action Comics #1 in 1938.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Resident Evil Opening

Intercepted footage of the live-action opening and various endings to Capcom's 1998 video game RESIDENT EVIL.

Never forget our fallen S.T.A.R.S. comrades!

Still lookin' good, Jill Valentine! And Wesker, LOL. Dat hair.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: The Heisenberg Legacy

Intercepted footage of Jo Blo Movie Network's video tribute to Vince Gilligan's AMC drama series BREAKING BAD.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Breaking Bad - In Memoriam

Intercepted footage of Grantland's in memoriam for all the characters who died during the series run of BREAKING BAD.

Nice reference to Friday Night Lights, another great television series that Meth Damon (Jesse Plemons) used to be a regular on.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Casting the Batman

Intercepted footage of CASTING THE BATMAN from The Dark Knight Trilogy Ultimate Collector's Edition box set out tomorrow.

Cillian Murphy seems like he would have made one creepy Bruce Wayne.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Eraserhead Stories

Intercepted footage from ERASERHEAD STORIES (2001), a documentary interview with director David Lynch about the six year effort to produce his first feature film.

It's great how Lynch will go on wild tangents while talking about making the film.

You can watch ERASERHEAD (1977) on YouTube.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Gordon Cole

Intercepted footage of David Lynch as Gordon Cole from Lynch's television series TWIN PEAKS (1990) and the prequel film TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME (1992).

I hope I can be Gordon Cole when I get older.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: History of Resident Evil

Intercepted footage of Capcom's Resident Evil games. It's not much of a documentary, but a pretty nice compliation of the franchise's 23 games.

Just thinking about that old camera system in the first three Resident Evil games, plus "Code: Veronica," is giving me a headache.