INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Day of the Doctor intros

Intercepted footage from DOCTOR WHO: DAY OF THE DOCTOR (2013) in cinemas.

A bootlegged copy of introductory footage screened before the 50th anniversary Doctor Who special in 3D cinemas.

Ten-inch got in a chin joke on Smith's behalf towards the end. Bravo, sir.

TRAILER: Dracula 3D

For some reason, Dario Argento and digital video doesn't seem right to me.

DATABASE TRANSMISSION: Touch of Kirk 3D - Anal Experience

TOUCH OF LOVE 3D - THE SENSUAL ANAL SEX EXPERIENCE (2013)

This becomes available for sale on Amazon starting March 8th. It's a 60 minute video --in both 2D and THE THIRD DIMENSION!-- featuring female Japanese porn star Marica Hase and male porn star Totti. Here's the product description:

The anal is not only for a lot of men is a very interesting fantasy but also more and more women likesthis kind of sexual games. How it prepares for sex from behind and what's great about it in? This documentary will explainthis process in details step by step. This film is optional in german or english language documentary film and also without in voice over version and playable like a tonic erotic movie. Whichever option you select, this film will be a unique experience produced in stereoscopic Real 3D. You can play it back both in Real 3D and in 2D format (full HD).

And here are the two hilarious reviews posted for the item:

Bravo, Kirk Cameron! You can order your copy on Amazon.