See You Soon, Sandman

A customer almost convinced me to buy Neil Gaiman's THE SANDMAN comic book series. I told her I wanted to buy the Absolute editions of Sandman, but they were out of my price range.

"Nah," she replied. "Don't even bother with Absolute Sandman. Just get them in paperback." She added that she's read everything Gaiman's written and even did her graduate thesis on Sandman. I was sold! A few hours later, three volumes were added to my Amazon cart. But then, I did the unthinkable.

I used math.


If I wait till August, I can save up and buy Sandman - Omnibus Vol. 1 when it's released; that's the first 37 issues collected in a hardcover for $71.61. But, how many trade paperback volumes do I need to buy to match the Omnibus volume? I had to Wikipedia that shit!

Five paperback volumes collecting a total of 37 issues for a total of $74.39 versus one 37 issue hardcover omnibus for $71.61.

I guess I'll be seeing you around September, Dream.

DATABASE TRANSMISSION: Touch of Kirk 3D - Anal Experience

TOUCH OF LOVE 3D - THE SENSUAL ANAL SEX EXPERIENCE (2013)

This becomes available for sale on Amazon starting March 8th. It's a 60 minute video --in both 2D and THE THIRD DIMENSION!-- featuring female Japanese porn star Marica Hase and male porn star Totti. Here's the product description:

The anal is not only for a lot of men is a very interesting fantasy but also more and more women likesthis kind of sexual games. How it prepares for sex from behind and what's great about it in? This documentary will explainthis process in details step by step. This film is optional in german or english language documentary film and also without in voice over version and playable like a tonic erotic movie. Whichever option you select, this film will be a unique experience produced in stereoscopic Real 3D. You can play it back both in Real 3D and in 2D format (full HD).

And here are the two hilarious reviews posted for the item:

Bravo, Kirk Cameron! You can order your copy on Amazon.