INCOMING TRANSMISSION: His Majesty The Doctor

Intercepted images from two DOCTOR WHO television specials.

On the left, The Tenth Doctor (David Tennant) tells Ood Sigma in the 2009 Christmas special "The End of Time, Part 1" about accidentally marrying Queen Elizabeth.

On the right, The Tenth Doctor proposes to Queen Elizabeth during a botched attempt to lure out a Zygon in the 2012 50th anniversary special "The Day of the Doctor." He ends up marrying her with The War Doctor (John Hurt) and The Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) present.

That would mean, in The Tenth Doctor's timeline, the events of The Day of the Doctor" occurred between "The Waters of Mars" (November 2009) and "The End of Time" (December 2009). Of course, The Tenth Doctor has no memory of this after going back to his timeline at the end of the 50th anniversary special.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: The Five(ish) Doctors

Previous Doctor Who actors band together in an attempt to be featured in the 50th anniversary Doctor Who television special, "The Day of the Doctor."

The Fifth Doctor, Peter Davison, wrote, directed, and co-starred as himself the BBC produced short.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: The Night of the Doctor

Steven Moffat scripts this short prequel to the DOCTOR WHO 50th anniversary special, "Day of the Doctor."

Paul McGann reprises his role as the Eighth Doctor from the 1996 Doctor Who TV movie and introduces the origin of John Hurt's War Doctor.

TRAILER: An Adventure in Space and Time

UK promos for the TV docudrama about creating DOCTOR WHO.

TRAILER: Doctor Who - The Day of the Doctor

Two trailers for DOCTOR WHO - "THE DAY OF THE DOCTOR."

It looks like Xzibit made one hell of a Doctor Who 50th anniversary special. The 76 minute episode premieres on BBC One (UK) and BBC America (US) on November 23rd.

AN ADVENTURE IN SPACE AND TIME, a docudrama that retells the creation of the Doctor Who series, also airs a day or two before the 50th anniversary special. David Bradley (Walder Frey from Game of Thrones and Filch from Harry Potter) plays William Hartnell as the First Doctor.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Man of Steel on Graham Norton

THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW (2013) - SEASON 13, EPISODE 11

Intercepted footage of the Man of Steel special of the British talk show.

Everyone swoons over Henry "Fat" Cavill, Amy Adams is just being her adorable ginger self, and Russell Crowe tells awesome stories and dick jokes. Then, to top it all off, there's a ginger sandwich with Adams and Katy B.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Short and Bossy

DOCTOR WHO (2013) - "NIGHTMARE IN SILVER"

Intercepted transmission from a series seven episode written by Neil Gaiman.

Oh, lord. Marry me, Jenna.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Graham Norton Star Trek special

THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW - 1305

Chris Pine, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Kim Cattrall, and Bonnie Tyler join Norton on the May 4th, 2013 episode.

Apparently, Pine fans are called "Pine Nuts" and Cumberbatch's fans are called "Cumberbitches." Both stars were present to promote STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS.

"He kissed one of my bitches!" the Sherlock star shouted as Pine swooped in on one of his fans. That must be why Cumberbatch is seeking revenge on Captain Kirk in the upcoming Star Trek sequel.

DATABASE ENTRY: Preview of Doctor Who 50th Anniversary

David Tennant returns as the tenth Doctor in November, along side Matt Smith's current eleventh Doctor. This looks about right.

The 50th anniversary special airs just in time for Thanksgiving 2013.

DATABASE ENTRY: Doctor Who Posters

Only a few episodes left before the series seven finale, "The Name of the Doctor," and Clara's lookin' good!

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Pride and Prejudice, BBC

MR. WICKHAM HAS SWAGGER!

HATERS GONNA HATE!

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (1995)

Intercepted transmissions from the BBC mini-series based on the Jane Austen novel.

The six episode mini-series stars Colin Firth and Jennifer Ehle.