MS PAINT: American Horror Story Preschool

I hope they make this an actual series of AMERICAN HORROR STORY.

TRAILER: Antboy

Not to be mistaken with or have any connection to Marvel Comics' Ant-Man, who will be played by Paul Rudd.

Is The Flea some sort of pedophile out to kidnap Antboy?

TRAILER: +1

I'm pretty sure this was inspired by true events (specifically the Brian Holloway story about teens breaking into his home and trashing it during a party).

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Turn Me On, Dammit!

TURN ME ON, DAMMIT! (2011)

Intercepted images from Jannicke Systad Jacobsen's Norwegian coming-of-age comedy.

Shot with mostly teenage actors without acting experience, it's a funny and mostly sweet film about a teenage girl's sexual awakening amidst high school angst and relationship problems with her family and friends.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Fun Size

FUN SIZE (2012)

Intercepted images from Josh Schwartz's film starring Victoria Justice and some ginger scout who I wished had more screen time.

The title is misleading; there was no fun to be had in any size. At least the stars were leggy.

Burger Prom

USA Today ran a story: GIRL GETS SURPRISE AFTER BEING STOOD UP FOR PROM. If you don't want to sit through a 30-second ad, here's the gist of it: A diner employee asks a girl who was stood up for prom to dance with him in the middle of the restaurant.

Homegirl is in her dress, eyes red from crying, and the dude takes a ten to ask her to dance. Soon after they begin, one customer plays this for them to dance to: My MP3 player doesn't have built-in speakers, but my mobile does. So, I checked my phone to see if I had anything on hand should such a scenario occur before me. The closest suitable song I had was "Guile's Theme." I suppose one could always find something on YouTube or some other music service app, but doesn't "Guile's Theme" just go with everything? AFTER PROM: AFTER WEDDING:

DATABASE ENTRY: Superboy

SUPERBOY

...More like, Super-Emo. Just give that kid an acoustic guitar with those fingerless gloves!