INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Seeking a Radiologist

Intercepted messages from Facebook and Twitter.

If you're a radiologist, she's still single!

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Animated DAYS OF FUTURE PAST

Intercepted footage of "Days of Future Past" from season one of X-MEN: THE ANIMATED SERIES.

These episodes aired in 1993 and were adapted from two issues of The Uncanny X-Men by Chris Claremont and John Byrne in 1980.

The film adaptation, directed by Bryan Singer, opens in cinemas May 23.

DATABASE ENTRY: Ice Skating Powers

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Castiel Understands Looney Tunes

Intercepted images from "Hunteri Heroici," a season eight episode of SUPERNATURAL.

The angel Castiel becomes a hunter and joins Sam and Dean on a case involving cartoon deaths.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: "Star Trek IV This Bitch"

SUPERNATURAL (2011) - "FRONTIERLAND"

Intercepted images from a season six episode of Supernatural.

Dean proposes a plan that involves traveling back in time to the old west.

DATABASE ENTRY: Flappy Mario

DATABASE ENTRY: Solar Flare Broncos

Denver was blinded by the light.

DATABASE ENTRY: Game of Thrones on Jeremy Kyle

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Day of the Doctor intros

Intercepted footage from DOCTOR WHO: DAY OF THE DOCTOR (2013) in cinemas.

A bootlegged copy of introductory footage screened before the 50th anniversary Doctor Who special in 3D cinemas.

Ten-inch got in a chin joke on Smith's behalf towards the end. Bravo, sir.

MS PAINT: American Horror Story: 4chan

FX is not ready.

DATABASE ENTRY: Let The Spice Flow!

Let it flow!!!!!!

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: The Trip to Italy

Intercepted footage of Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon doing their Michael Caine impersonations in THE TRIP TO ITALY, the sequel to their 2010 comedy The Trip.

They also do their Tom Hardy as Bane voice.

FASCINATING BEATS: Mix+3

Mix+3

"STEP" by VAMPIRE WEEKEND
from MODERN VAMPIRES OF THE CITY (2013)

This has a familiar sound, but I can't quite remember where from.


"II. EARTH: THE OLDEST COMPUTER (THE LAST NIGHT)" by CHILDISH GAMBINO FEAT. AZEALIA BANKS
from BECAUSE THE INTERNET (2013)

Good for you, Donald Glover.


"POOL" by TRICOT
from THE (2013)

Thank you, Japanese ladies, for this. Although, I was looking for the YouTube video for their "Tarattaratta" track.

MS PAINT: American Horror Story Preschool

I hope they make this an actual series of AMERICAN HORROR STORY.

Stripper FAQ via Imgur

Imgur user LITTLE QUEEN TRASH MOUTH posted a series of galleries to the image sharing site to answer the burning questions other users had about being a stripper.

PART ONE
PART TWO
PART THREE

The STRIPPER FAQs are candid and interesting to read. They also reaffirm my belief that I would feel so out of place in a strip club. If I were go to a strip club, however: 1) bring lots of cash, 2) watch where you sit and touch, and 3) don't be a dick (at least no more of a dick than usual).

TRAILER: The Raid 2: Berandal

Less raid. More undercover.

TRAILER: The Unknown Known

There are some documentaries that look great and interesting, and then there are documentaries that look terrible but seem interesting. This documentary is the former.

TRAILER: Walk of Shame

You win, Banks. Just take my money and my heart.

TRAILER: The Pretty One

If they ever make a movie based on the Wendy's fast food chain, I'd like Zoe Kazan to play Wendy.

TRAILER: The Quiet Ones

Why would you set out to create a poltergeist? Have these people never seen a horror movie?

DATABASE ENTRY: Ryu vs. Blackheart

Looks like Ryu is hadoukening all over Blackheart.