November 30, 2013
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Miss Sasako Wouldn't Like That
Intercepted images from POLAR BEAR CAFE - "MR. PENGUIN'S ROMANCE" (2012)
Mr. Penguin is on a week long mission to ask out his crush. Miss Sasako finds the entire endeavor romantic, but only if the affection isn't directed towards her because ain't nobody got time for that.
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: The Five(ish) Doctors
Previous Doctor Who actors band together in an attempt to be featured in the 50th anniversary Doctor Who television special, "The Day of the Doctor."
The Fifth Doctor, Peter Davison, wrote, directed, and co-starred as himself the BBC produced short.
November 28, 2013
November 25, 2013
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: "Bound 2" + Franco/Rogan Parody
Intercepted footage of a side-by-side video comparison of Kanye West's music video for "Bound 2" (featuring amateur pornstar Kim Kardashian) and the parody by James Franco and Seth Rogan.
Bravo, sirs! The videos, however, are NSFS (Not Safe for Starbucks).
Click HERE for the original Kanye video.
Click HERE for the Franco/Rogan version.
My Little Pony Into Darkness
The Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special overshadowed it, but MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC had its two-part season four premiere this past Saturn's Day and it looked a little familiar.
The season opener finds TwilightSwift Sparkle adapting to her new role as a princess; homepony evolved from being a unicorn to an alicorn (a unicorn with wings) at the end of season three. That's all fine and shit, but WHAT ABOUT HER FRIENDSSSSSSSSS??????!!!!
Turns out, princesses are expected to rule from Canterlot, which would take Twilight Swift away from her friends in Ponyville. Very sad.
Then, the night before her coronation, Princess Celestia (the head pony of Equestria) and her sister Princess Luna disappear, throwing the day & night cycle into disarray and leaving the entire kingdom prey to the darkness! Much danger.
So, Princess Twilight Swift must join her Ponyville posse and team up with a former enemy to find out what happened to the co-ruling sisters and stop the menacing threat at hand. Wow...
Hey, wait a second! This all sounds like something I recently watched. Oh, that's right. It's the basic premise of THOR INTO DARKNESS--Marvel's latest film which saw The Mighty Thor reluctant to take the throne of Asgard because he pines for his lady friend and is later forced to team up with a former enemy (the trickster god and Thor's adopted brother, Loki) to stop the Dark World from destroying the Nine Realms.
Just to make sure of the comparison, let's checklist through this thing:
Dark World attacking...
The season opener finds Twilight
Turns out, princesses are expected to rule from Canterlot, which would take Twilight Swift away from her friends in Ponyville. Very sad.
Then, the night before her coronation, Princess Celestia (the head pony of Equestria) and her sister Princess Luna disappear, throwing the day & night cycle into disarray and leaving the entire kingdom prey to the darkness! Much danger.
So, Princess Twilight Swift must join her Ponyville posse and team up with a former enemy to find out what happened to the co-ruling sisters and stop the menacing threat at hand. Wow...
Hey, wait a second! This all sounds like something I recently watched. Oh, that's right. It's the basic premise of THOR INTO DARKNESS--Marvel's latest film which saw The Mighty Thor reluctant to take the throne of Asgard because he pines for his lady friend and is later forced to team up with a former enemy (the trickster god and Thor's adopted brother, Loki) to stop the Dark World from destroying the Nine Realms.
Just to make sure of the comparison, let's checklist through this thing:
Dark World attacking...
CHECK!
Teaming up with former enemy...
CHECK! That's Discord, a being of chaos voiced by John de Lancie from Star Trek: TNG and Breaking Bad.
Yggdrasil (or the Tree of Life)...
CHECK! Ponies call it the Tree of Harmony.
Infinity gems...
CHECK! Although, they call them the Elements of Harmony and it's not really wise to keep them all in the same place.
Flashback of sibling rivalry...
CHECK! Sister vs. sister. Rainbow Kamehameha, bitch!
Drinks...
CHECK! Although, I'm pretty sure that was LSD since Twilight Swift was trippin' balls. She drank it about four times, too.
There you have it. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is no different than Marvel Comics. Except with 20% more singing.
Let's just hope for Pony Thanos by the end of the season.
November 24, 2013
November 18, 2013
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: The Night of the Doctor
Steven Moffat scripts this short prequel to the DOCTOR WHO 50th anniversary special, "Day of the Doctor."
Paul McGann reprises his role as the Eighth Doctor from the 1996 Doctor Who TV movie and introduces the origin of John Hurt's War Doctor.
MS PAINT: Hard Out There for a Governor
In last night's episode of THE WALKING DEAD, The Governor is in a literal pit of despair! He's a glass case of emotion.
November 17, 2013
November 11, 2013
November 10, 2013
TRAILER: Doctor Who - The Day of the Doctor
Two trailers for DOCTOR WHO - "THE DAY OF THE DOCTOR."
It looks like Xzibit made one hell of a Doctor Who 50th anniversary special. The 76 minute episode premieres on BBC One (UK) and BBC America (US) on November 23rd.
AN ADVENTURE IN SPACE AND TIME, a docudrama that retells the creation of the Doctor Who series, also airs a day or two before the 50th anniversary special. David Bradley (Walder Frey from Game of Thrones and Filch from Harry Potter) plays William Hartnell as the First Doctor.
November 6, 2013
November 5, 2013
November 2, 2013
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