March 31, 2013

VISUAL MEMORY: Niece's X-FILES Report

My ten year old niece, Jillian, wrote a report after watching THE X-FILES: FIGHT THE FUTURE (1998). This came after a month or two of her watching various monster-of-the-week episodes of the series from different seasons.

And, it appears that even ten year olds can't get enough of that Mulder and Scully sexual tension.

Transcript:

I watched The X-Files Movie. In the beginning a kid fell into a hole and bugs crawled into him. The Fire department came and one went into the hole and died. Then Mulder + Scully went into a building and Mulder found a bomb. The couldn't stop it and it blew up. They tried to find out what caused the death of the two people. Scully was about to quit the X-Files, but they had to solve the case. They went to Dallas Texas and saw corn fields with two domes. They went it the domes and bees flew at them. Scully got stung by a bee. She fell asleep and then was kidnapped. Mulder talked to a guy and recived antidote. he went to Antartica and saved Scully. They had seen many captured people. The people turned into monsters and chased them. They made it out safe.

I liked many things in the movie. I liked when mutations almost got them in antartica. I also liked when S+M were about to kiss, but then Scully got stung. Another thing I lliked was when they were saved by a UFO.

There were also things I disliked. I didn't like when Scully almost quit the X-Files. I didn't like when the guy in the alley was using Mulder for info for books. Another thing I disliked was when the UFO flew by and Scully missed it.

March 28, 2013

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: "Kamp Krusty"















THE SIMPSONS (1992) - "KAMP KRUSTY"

Intercepted images from a season four episode written by David M. Stern.

Bart and Lisa have the worst experience of their lives at the falsely advertised Kamp Krusty.

March 27, 2013

DATABASE ENTRY: Green in Arena UK

EVA GREEN in ARENA Magazine UK (2006)

Maybe we can get Eva Green in that 50 Shades of Grey film.

March 26, 2013

FASCINATING BEATS: Just Depeche Mode



HEAVEN by DEPECHE MODE
from Delta Machine (2013)


HEAVEN (LIVE STUDIO SESSION) by DEPECHE MODE
from Delta Machine (2013)

The original recording is good, but the live version creates a slightly better mood. And yes, Depeche Mode is still together.

March 25, 2013

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Girls Against Boys














GIRLS AGAINST BOYS (2012)

Intercepted transmissions from Austin Chick's day-of-the-woman thriller.

These screen captures are ginger heavy for a reason. Let's keep that career going, Nicole LaLiberte!

March 22, 2013

FASCINATING BEATS: Timberlake, Newman



"PUSHER LOVE GIRL" by JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
from THE 20/20 EXPERIENCE (2013)

Eight minute song?! Ain't nobody got time for that! My apologies if the audio quality is poor on this YouTube upload.


"BREADCRUMBS" by THOMAS NEWMAN
from SKYFALL - ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE SOUNDTRACK (2012)

Only the first half, with the traditional Bond guitar riff, is good. It trails off from there.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: "Anne"


BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1998) - "ANNE"

Intercepted transmissions from a season three episode written and directed by Joss Whedon.

Buffy's friends and family deal with vamps in Sunnydale while she's sorting out her shit after running away from home.

March 17, 2013

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: "Catch u slippin"



Intercepted transmissions from Facebook.

Thanks for letting us know on Facebook.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Sunnydale Class Pictures

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1998) - "HOMECOMING"

Intercepted transmission from a season three episode written by David Greenwalt.

Buffy and Cordelia battle it out for Homecoming queen.

DATABASE ENTRY: Elvira

CASSANDRA PETERSON as ELVIRA

Lookin' good, Mistress of the Dark!

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Best of Hans Moleman


THE BEST OF HANS MOLEMAN
from The Simpsons

YouTube user cyrusxik5 posted this compilation featuring one of the most unsung characters from The Simpsons, Hans Moleman.

March 16, 2013

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Lovers Walk






BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1998) - "LOVERS WALK"

Intercepted transmissions from a season three episode written by Dan Vebber.

A heartbroken Spike returns to Sunnydale and kidnaps Willow, forcing her to make a love spell to get his ex-girlfriend back.

Oh, and there's Angel doing shirtless Tai Chi--because that's what bad asses do, apparently.

March 14, 2013

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Pride and Prejudice, BBC


MR. WICKHAM HAS SWAGGER!



HATERS GONNA HATE!




PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (1995)

Intercepted transmissions from the BBC mini-series based on the Jane Austen novel.

The six episode mini-series stars Colin Firth and Jennifer Ehle.