DATABASE ENTRY: The Mighty Tyreese

THE WALKING DEAD (2013) - "Isolation"

Previously on AMC's The Walking Dead...

Carl: "You are an old man and a fool!"
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Tyreese: "I shall avenge you, Karen!"

TRAILER: The Great Beauty

Well, then. I'm sold.

DATABASE ENTRY: Hendricks in Bright Colors

Blasphemous mother of Cthulhu...that's more woman than I can even imagine doing anything with.

FASCINATING BEATS: Cults

Selected tracks from the 2013 album STATIC by CULTS.

"HIGH ROAD"


"ALWAYS FOREVER"


"WE'VE GOT IT"

TRAILER: Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

Ron Burgundy: trollin' the news since the '70s.

TRAILER: Captain America: The Winter Soldier

I know it has nothing to do with Marvel Comics, but I kept thinking Arnold Schwarzenegger should replace Winter Soldier as Mr. Freeze.

TRAILER: X-Men: Days of Future Past

That's quite a star-studded episode of Quantum Leap.

Batman Isn't a Ghost

I was finishing up THE DEMONOLOGIST: THE EXTRAORDINARY CAREER OF ED AND LORRAINE WARREN by Gerald Daniel Brittle when Batman happened on page 216.

That page contained a partial transcript from a recording of demonologist Ed Warren having a conversation with voices allegedly belonging to multiple demons.

These demons were terrorizing a single mother and her children in a "government-supported council house in the north London suburb of Enfield" during the late '70s. And yes, Ed Warren tried throwing his fancy imported holy water (that was blessed by exorcist priests) at the problem.

Amazon has a copy of The Demonologist, which the majority of the first act of James Wan's THE CONJURING (2013) appeared to be based on.

DATABASE ENTRY: Porn is like McDonald's

Does this mean they blur out the McWrap in Japan?

TRAILER: Non-Stop

Land, sea, and now air. There's no place to be safe from Liam Neeson.

TRAILER: The Grand Budapest Hotel

The lovely Saoirse Ronan is about to go full Wes Anderson.

TRAILER: Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

Grand Theft Paranormal.

DATABASE ENTRY: Cancelling the Shutdown

I hope President Obama stated this while signing the deal to end the budget crisis and the government shutdown.

"WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama signed into law a bipartisan deal approved by Congress Wednesday to reopen the federal government and avert an unprecedented debt default, ending a bitter and partisan 16-day impasse." (USA Today)

DATABASE ENTRY: Kirk's Chicken Sandwich and Coffee

Star Trek: "The Messes with Memes"

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Superman 75th Anniversary Animated Short

Intercepted footage of Zack Snyder and Bruce Timm's SUPERMAN: 75TH ANNIVERSARY ANIMATED SHORT.

The two-minute short goes through nearly every incarnation of Superman since Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster created the character.

Superman was originally conceived as a super-villain in 1933 by Siegel and Shuster, who were still in high school. The pair later re-envisioned Superman as a hero and was introduced in Action Comics #1 in 1938.

DATABASE ENTRY: Unusual Workings of the Transporter

Set sass factor to maximum.

DATABASE ENTRY: Audrey's Dance

Oh god, Audrey Horne GIFs are so hypnotic.

Sherilyn Fenn's character from TWIN PEAKS is high up on my list of favorite characters from the series; Audrey is up there with Gordon Cole and Lucy Moran.

DATABASE ENTRY: Triple Penetration for Dummies

It's cock full of ideas and useful information!

DATABASE ENTRY: Dark Lord Sanders

Hail the Dark Lord Sanders.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Resident Evil Opening

Intercepted footage of the live-action opening and various endings to Capcom's 1998 video game RESIDENT EVIL.

Never forget our fallen S.T.A.R.S. comrades!

Still lookin' good, Jill Valentine! And Wesker, LOL. Dat hair.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: The Heisenberg Legacy

Intercepted footage of Jo Blo Movie Network's video tribute to Vince Gilligan's AMC drama series BREAKING BAD.

DATABASE ENTRY: Breaking Bad Cats

He's the one who meows.