INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Improv Dance w/ Rockwell

LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON (July 2013)

Intercepted footage of improv dancing with Sam Rockwell.

Keep dancing, you brilliant bastard.

DATABASE ENTRY: American Horror Spock

Good thing they're both Vulcan or Quinto would be emotionally compromised.

DATABASE ENTRY: Beats by J

DATABASE ENTRY: Get It Together

TRAILER: NBC's Dracula

Jonathan Rhys Meyers brings the crazy eye back to television this October. This latest trailer for NBC's new series also has 100% more Depeche Mode.

Below is the first trailer.

TRAILER: Gravity

A series of teaser trailers for Alfonso Cuaron's sci-fi thriller starring George Clooney and Sandra Bullock.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Map of the Sounds of Tokyo

MAP OF THE SOUNDS OF TOKYO (2009)

Intercepted images from Isabel Coixet's drama starring the beautiful and talented Rinko Kikuchi and Sergi Lopez.

Beautifully shot with an interesting concept, the film has a good idea of what it wants to be--a romantic thriller about isolation and miscommunication--but is a hit-and-miss half of the time.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Gaiman on 'Sandman: Overture'

"I'm a writer of things."

TRAILER: Hunger Games: Catching Fire

It looks relatively better than the first one.

DATABASE ENTRY: Butt Technique

No defense against that!

DATABASE ENTRY: Nightwing Kisses Deadpool

This girl's Nightwing cosplay is killing me.

DATABASE ENTRY: To the Batmobile!

BATMAN '66

A comic book series based on the '60s Batman TV series.

FASCINATING BEATS: Mix-3

Soundtrack Mix


"FOR THE REALM" by RAMIN DJAWADI
from GAME OF THRONES (2013) - Season 3 - Music from the HBO Series

A variation of the main theme on guitar.


"PACIFIC RIM" by RAMIN DJAWADI feat. TOM MORELLO
from PACIFIC RIM (2013) - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

Everything about this adds to the hype that is Pacific Rim.


"MIND HEIST: EVOLUTION" by ZACK HEMSEY
from MIND HEIST - EP (2011)

Do you remember the music from those Inception trailers? Well, Hemsey composed the music for that trailer and released an EP with different versions of that track.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Making Man of Steel Score

MAN OF STEEL - HANS ZIMMER CRAFTING THE SCORE

Intercepted footage of Hans Zimmer working with his team to create the soundtrack for Zack Snyder's Man of Steel.

Dem drums!

DATABASE ENTRY: Mako Mori

PACIFIC RIM (2013)

via Quillery Draws

"For my family!"

DATABASE ENTRY: Spider-Man Sticks to Everything

Marvel Entertainment must be wishing they still had their film property rights for Spider-Man, Fantastic Four, Daredevil, X-Men, and every other character Disney can't make a film for.

TRAILER: The Grandmaster

A few other Ip Man films (like the ones starring Donnie Yen) have beat writer/director Kar Wai Wong's take to the big screen, but it looks pretty damn slick. Tony Leung stars as Ip Man and Zhang Ziyi co-stars.

I'm not sure which is more prominent during the trailer, linking Ip Man to Bruce Lee or Ip Man wearing a hat.

TRAILER: Saving Mr. Banks

I got the "LOLs" when I saw BJ Novak and Jason Schwartzman as the Sherman brothers, the two men behind many classic Disney songs.

The film is an autobiographical look at P.L. Travers (Emma Thompson) coming to Hollywood to make sure Walt Disney (Tom Hanks) doesn't fuck up the film adaptation of her novel, Marry Poppins.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Turn Me On, Dammit!

TURN ME ON, DAMMIT! (2011)

Intercepted images from Jannicke Systad Jacobsen's Norwegian coming-of-age comedy.

Shot with mostly teenage actors without acting experience, it's a funny and mostly sweet film about a teenage girl's sexual awakening amidst high school angst and relationship problems with her family and friends.

DATABASE ENTRY: Star Trek: Khan

STAR TREK: KHAN


A prequel comic book series to this summer's STAR TREK: INTO DARKNESS. Story by Mike Johnson and art by Claudia Balboni.

“We’re traveling back in time to show Khan’s rise to power and give fans their first look at the legendary Eugenics Wars,” says Johnson. “As the series unfolds we will see the events that led to Khan leaving Earth aboard the Botany Bay, and then jump forward to witness his awakening in the future by Admiral Marcus" (ComicBook).

DATABASE ENTRY: Bat and Cat Play

BATMAN RETURNS (1992)

Batman is into some kinky shit with Catwoman.

TRAILER: Afternoon Delight

Juno Temple seems like she's the best friend you'll never have.

TRAILER: I Give It a Year

Awww yeaaaaah. Rose Byrne and Anna Faris.

TRAILER: Lovelace

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: The Last of Us (6 hours movie)

THE LAST OF US (2013) - Marathon Edition

Intercepted footage from Naughty Dog's PS3 game The Last of Us.

I hope you have six hours because this video is edited together using all of the video cutscenes and gameplay.

Twenty years after a civilization ending pandemic, a survivor is hired to escort a teenage girl out of a military quarantine zone and protect her from "zombies" and marauders.

DATABASE ENTRY: Zatanna and Batman

By Dustin Nguyen.

Lookin' good, Z.

TRAILER: Austenland

It's got Felicity in it. I'm sold, America. I'M SOLD!

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Masters of Horror

MASTERS OF HORROR (AKA BOOGEYMEN II: MASTERS OF HORROR) (2002)

Intercepted footage of a documentary featuring horror filmmakers discussing their most memorable films. It's a sequel to the documentary Boogeymen, which featured the actors who played horror movie icons.

DATABASE ENTRY: Ender Schwarzenegger

COMMANDO (1985)

This is how ENDER'S GAME would have been in the '80s. Ahnuld as post Battle School Ender Wiggin and young Alyssa Milano as Valentine.

DATABASE ENTRY: My Little Dawson: Friendship is Magic

This sums up Dawson Leery throughout the series run of DAWSON'S CREEK.

Here's the original clip from MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC (via YouTube).