INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Trek E-mail from Class

She deserves ALL THE POINTS! By the way, this is the GIF she sent that prompted me to reply with Spock.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: E-mail from Work

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Dim Mak Lesson

Intercepted Electronic Mail via Google.

One does not simply walk away from "The Touch of Death."

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Jade Monkey Points

The students in class need extra opportunities to boost their participation points because it's 15% of their grade, along with attendance  So, I listed five things they could do for points. One lovely student E-mailed me about number five on the list.

Naturally, I replied:

Mas puntos for her!

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Attendance E-mail

He later replied asking what "scratches" meant. I explained it, but if he asks again I may have to draw a picture.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Absent E-mail

I replied to a cadet's E-mail about her upcoming absence. My original response was, "I hope your new step-mom doesn't turn out to be evil." I decided against it. Captain Perebinossoff, however, approves of her leave of absence.