Cats are Assholes

I got meow'd at work the other day.

A girl, sort of hipster looking with long dark hair, was picking change out of her purse. She accidently dropped some on the counter and then whispered "meow" as she picked it back up.

"Did you just 'meow' at me?" I asked with slight amusement.

"Yes," she answered shyly. Homegirl went on to add that she loves cats, "but I don't have any!" When she left, I asked the next customer if she likes cats.

"I hate cats! And I've got two!" the Second Girl answered with a full on rage boner. "They keep shedding hair and coughing up--ugh! Cats are assholes."

It was confirmed that day, by myself and two others, that cats are indeed assholes. YouTube and Tumblr offer further proof.