INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Sinister

SINISTER (2012)

Intercepted transmissions from Scott Derrickson's horror film.

Good effort, Ethan Hawke, but you are no Fox Mulder.

DATABASE ENTRY: Offensive Foul!

Dwight Howard's one weakness.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Waveya Causing Nosebleeds at All-Boys School

WAVEYA KOREA DANCE TEAM PSY, K-POP COVER SEXY PERFORMANCE

Waveya, a six member girls dance team from the Good Korea, puts on a show at an all boys school. High fives and nosebleeds ensue.

DATABASE ENTRY: Preview of Doctor Who 50th Anniversary

David Tennant returns as the tenth Doctor in November, along side Matt Smith's current eleventh Doctor. This looks about right.

The 50th anniversary special airs just in time for Thanksgiving 2013.

DATABASE ENTRY: Great Lakes

PROVEN STEPS TO SUCCESSFULLY PAY BACK YOUR LOANS

Please tell me more about how I don't need actual money to pay back my loans, Great Lakes.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: "Knight Time"

SUPERMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES (1998) - "KNIGHT TIME"

Intercepted transmissions from the 43 episode of the series, written by Robert Goodman.

There was nothing I could do about the subtitle failure.

The episode is a crossover with Batman: The Animated Series. Superman comes to Gotham and fills in as Batman because Bruce Wayne has mysteriously disappeared.

DATABASE ENTRY: Adult Video News

Lindsay Lohan is in the news again.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Nomi Song

THE NOMI SONG (2004)

Documentary directed by Andrew Horn.

The documentary covers the life and career of the fairly obscure New Wave singer Klaus Nomi during the '70s and up to his death in 1983 from AIDS.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION: "Treehouse of Horror V"

THE SIMPSONS (1994) - "TREEHOUSE OF HORROR V"

Intercepted transmissions from the season six Halloween special written by Greg Daniels, Dan McGrath, David X. Cohen, and Bob Kushell.

Apparently, James Earl Jones was the voice of Altenrate Timeline Maggie Simpson in "Time and Punishment." And James Earl Jones' enduring legacy lives on!