February 18, 2013
DATABASE ENTRY: Trek Into Darkness MP
STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (2013)
Just a motion poster for the sequel to JJ Abrams' Star Trek film. Not much to see or hear here.
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Addy Drives Stoned
STONED DRIVERS TEST SKILLS
Via CNN (Feb 13, 2013)
This Addy is simply delightful; she has a special place in my non-existent heart.
Her advice to people, "One time in your life you get to do this, you should do it. You should doooooo itttt!!!!"
February 17, 2013
DATABASE ENTRY: Batman 1938
This may not have been a drawing done in 1938, but The Bat-Man was created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger. The character first appeared in Detective Comics #27 in May 1939.
The character received its own solo title the following year.
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Total Recall again
Intercepted images from the Len Wiseman helmed remake and one behind the scenes image.
Lookin' good Kate Beckinsale and the new Three-Boob Girl. Let's all rewatch the scene and give Kaitlyn Leeb a big round of applause. I hope Leeb's career takes off from here.
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Beasts of the Southern Wild
Intercepted images from the Academy Award nominated film directed by Benh Zeitlin.
It's kinda like watching Waterworld with a heap of daddy issues.
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Kingdom of the Spiders
KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS (1977)
William Shatner stars in this feel good movie where he saves a small town from an invasion of spiders. It's amazing on every terrible level.
You can pick up your own copy of the special edition DVD on Amazon.
February 16, 2013
Class on Valentine's Day
I'm a teaching assistant for an RTVF undergrad class. On Valentine's Day, cadet Alicia came in early to class to place My Little Pony valentines on all the desks of her fellow cadets, plus Starbursts candy. She also placed two personalized ones for the instructor, Captain Perebinossoff, and myself.
For the few who were already seated a few minutes before class started, they heard me say that I was giving Alicia extra participation points in class for her generosity towards her peers.
Next thing I knew, another girl hands me two bags of plain M&Ms with valentine cards on them, claiming she planned on giving them to the Captain and I because it was her only class. The second girl, however, rushed out to buy a bag of M&Ms and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and handed them to me with two hand-written notes on neatly torn off lined paper.
"You just bought this for points, didn't you?" I asked the second girl. She laughed.
"Yeah! I have no shame!"
Once class started, I thoroughly embarrassed Alicia by having the class thank her for the Pony valentines and then passed out my own Batman valentines, with mini Airheads taped to the back, to the entire class.
The Captain came in a few minutes late and then proceeded to pass around bags of 99 Cent store chocolate mints. Suffice to say, there should have been an earlier class assignment to bring a brown paper bag or to make their own valentine card container.
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: TPB AFK
TPB AFK: THE PIRATE BAY AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD (2013)
Directed by Simon Klose, this documentary follows the three men who created the peer-to-peer torrent site The Pirate Bay and the lawsuit against them by media corporations.
You can donate money to the production, pre-order the DVD, and get more info at TPB AFK.
February 14, 2013
DATABASE ENTRY: Exam Calendar
If you're optimistic about taking this test, you shouldn't be fooling yourself.
February 13, 2013
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Norton w/ Wahlberg, Silverman, & Fassbender
THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW (2013) - EPISODE 1216
Marky Wahlberg, a pretty leggy Sarah Silverman, Michael Fassbender, and Laura Mvula are Norton's guests in this episode, and Marky Mark seems a tad drunk.
The YouTube user, Snussemaasteri, edited out the clips and trailers due to "copyright issues." YouTube, however, was fine with the user posting BBC content.
February 12, 2013
DATABASE TRANSMISSION: Touch of Kirk 3D - Anal Experience
This becomes available for sale on Amazon starting March 8th. It's a 60 minute video --in both 2D and THE THIRD DIMENSION!-- featuring female Japanese porn star Marica Hase and male porn star Totti. Here's the product description:
The anal is not only for a lot of men is a very interesting fantasy but also more and more women likesthis kind of sexual games. How it prepares for sex from behind and what's great about it in? This documentary will explainthis process in details step by step. This film is optional in german or english language documentary film and also without in voice over version and playable like a tonic erotic movie. Whichever option you select, this film will be a unique experience produced in stereoscopic Real 3D. You can play it back both in Real 3D and in 2D format (full HD).And here are the two hilarious reviews posted for the item:
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Mr. T's Lessons
LIFE LESSONS WITH MR. T
Via Agony Booth
How is Mr. T not President of the United States, or at least an ambassador to the world?
February 11, 2013
February 10, 2013
February 7, 2013
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Inheritance
Intercepted images from a season two episode written by Lisa Albert, Marti Noxon, and Matthew Weiner.
I like this Roger. And this Joan. And this Betty who is just two drinks from going off the rails, and one drink from throwing up in your brand new Cadillac. But, it's difficult to top Betty's dad who felt up his own daughter by mistake.
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: "ST: Of Gods and Men"
STAR TREK: OF GODS AND MEN (2008)
There's a lot of old people in this independent production of what is basically a Star Trek fan film.
Many Star Trek alum from various series throughout the franchise history reprise their roles in this film. Tim Russ, who played Tuvok in Star Trek: Voyager, directed the film and reprises his role as the Vulcan from Voyager.
February 4, 2013
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Attendance E-mail
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Unnatural Exley
Intercepted transmissions from a season six episode written and directed by David Duchovny.
Since Mulder and Scully aren't in this episode very much, Mulder listens to a story about a legendary minor league baseball player who's actually an alien. And yes, there's another Mulder and Scully moment at the end.
February 2, 2013
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Bermuda Triangle
THE X-FILES (1998) - "TRIANGLE"
Intercepted transmissions from a season six episode written and directed by Chris Carter.
Mulder gets lost in the Bermuda Triangle and finds himself on the Queen Anne during WWII and surrounded by Nazis.
In other words, it's another episode of The X-Files that my ten year old niece was royally confused about and thought was weird.
DATABASE ENTRY: Why So Serious?
Well, this is sufficiently disturbing and outright awesome.
It's inspired by Heath Ledger's one-sheet ad as The Joker in THE DARK KNIGHT (2008), now in Graphics Interchange Format!
February 1, 2013
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Happy Dikembe
"HAPPIER THAN DIKEMBE MUTOMBO BLOCKING A SHOT" commercial for GEICO
Everything about this is glorious.
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: Designing the Batsuits
DESIGNING THE BATSUITS
from BATMAN: ANTHOLOGY, BATMAN BEGINS, and THE DARK KNIGHT Blu Ray special features.
A collection of interviews and footage about creating the various Batman costumes in all of the feature films from 1989 to 2008.
At 5:20 into the video it's revealed that Nike is an official sponsor of Batman's war on crime.
Balls
"BALLS" by JENNA MARONEY (played by Jane Krakowski)
from 30 ROCK
I should rip this and play it at work for 30 minutes.. Although, "rip" might be the wrong word to use here.
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